Australia’s leading molecular research scientist Mr Dam Diligent took weeks only to make a live specimen, another company in the USA run by his brother Justin Case will create the perfect pea-soup vaccine, which they probably already have. Some of it was leaked to the media. But they chose not to have free tastings because Dam being diligent put his foot in it and spilled the beans, it wasn’t pea-soup after all! Now everybody is incredulously watching! And the media is falling over like flies. ‘Do not panic!!!’ they say as they engorge themselves like arthropods. Perhaps the media should ask these people where they got the recipe from!?