stratospheric drones will soon beam down high voltage wireless frequencies, your teeth will chatter under the cool 5G atmosphere, and grandma will turn in her grave

NASA that lovely friendly tech monster is going to set us up even better by releasing huge drones into our atmosphere which will ride the currents globally and beam down medically proven 5G wireless into our subconscious where it will kill any parasites left over from their last strato-walk and may be still at war with your brain, sorry, trying to work out what’s wrong with your brain. Grandma had very definite ideas about the correct recipe for brains and she would strongly advise against any form of cooking without first considering her ancient recipes